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dragontatoes:

reverseracism:

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A literal 11 year old: the government poisoned my city

right wingers: who cares, it’s just Michigan! America comes first!

11 year old: Michigan is in America

right wingers:

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thisonetraveler:

“This film has long scenes where there’s time to illustrate the thought process.  All Moses does in some of them is to listen, which is very, very challenging.  To make Moses expressive, we used a lot of what some people call ‘bottom eyelid animation.’  It’s really difficult to suggest what Moses is feeling and thinking when all you’ve got to work with are the lines surrounding the eye.  There were also scenes where most of what I did were very, very subtle head moves, because I want the characters as true, as believable, and as real as possible.” — James Baxter, animator for Moses

SO AT WHAT POINT DURING THIS RIDICULOUS PURITANICAL FARCE AM I GOING TO STOP GETTING FOLLOWED BY PORN BOTS ON THE DAILY, @STAFF

drtanner:

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Care to answer that one for me, @staff@support?

@staff

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I’m reblogging this every time I get followed by a pornbot, @staff​.

When are you going to fix this, @staff​.

@staff ???????????

Guess who got followed by a pornbot the day after the new rules went into effect, @staff. Go on, guess. Guess who came back to find he’d been followed by a fucking pornbot a day after the new rules got implemented. 

Guess, @staff. Fucking guess.

It’s still happening, @staff. Pull your fucking finger out. 

I come home from staying with family over Christmas and discover that I have been followed by no fewer than six pornbots, @staff and @support.

Care to explain?

Two new ones so far today, @staff. They’re not flagged, but my main blog still is, for some reason.

Nice to know that the fucking pornbots are having a better experience on this website than I am! 

It’s not even the end of the day and there’s been two more! Thanks, @staff!

Got my first pornbot of the day! Thanks, @staff!

Got my second pornbot of the day! Thanks, @staff​!

I came back to four new pornbots today, but this time, one of them was actually flagged! Can you imagine! 

Unflag my main or ban me, @staff, you fucking cowardly pearl-clutchers.

OH LOOK! MORE PORNBOTS! WILL WONDERS NEVER FUCKING CEASE.

Seven so far today, @staff! And none of them are flagged! BOY I DIE, etc.

Two more today, @staff! It gets worse every day! 

thyrell:

thyrell:

thyrell:

garrettauthor:

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This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

what’s the punchline here

wait

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pileofknives:

Attention all customers: our store will be closing in five minutes. If you are present in the store after closing you will be hunted for sport.

pemsylvania:

please, call me scott. mr Pilgrim Vs The World was my father

murreal:

teachers: don’t come to class when you’re sick!! it’s better for everyone if you stay home

also teachers: oh yeah just remember that you will be harshly penalized over missing class for any reason, including physical sickness!

every student, ever:

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dccomicing:

im-not-a-crack-pot:

rhaella:

rhaella:

zelys:

scofflawsins:

rhaella:

why is barbie’s the nutcracker the only good film adaption of the nutcracker that has ever been made

because barbie movies slap next question

are u implying barbie rapunzel isnt also the only good rapunzel adaptation that has ever been made

tangled is just a rip-off of barbie rapunzel and that’s just the tea ☕️☕️

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anyway here’s a definitive ranking of every barbie movie I’ve ever even vaguely heard of

Hey fucker you dare diss Barbie and The Princess School I’ll fight you at 3:36 am in a Denny’s

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fixed it

marsjoram:

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these images contain the same aura whether i like it or not

dark-blue-mind:

i started my new year with “SO MANY COLORS IN THE WORLD ERIC SHMOLUNBERGER, LETS COUNT THEM ALL RIGHT NOW TONIGHT. SO MANY COLORS IN THE WORLD ERIC SHMOLUNBERGER, PUT THEM ALL TOGETHER AND YOU GET WHITE.” 

sigh. I love the color captain

ceccilpalmer:

the dreamboy theme is fucking iconic

cecilscarlos:

i’m…,,,so,rry¿

imustspeakmyheart:

me, minding my own business: …

my brain: there’s so many colors in the world eric schmollenberger-

quietlistenertotheuniverse:

in retrospect, listening to episode 4 of dreamboy right before bed may not have been the best decision, as now i am trying to fall asleep and my entire brain is singing “THERE ARE SO MANY COLORS IN THE WORLD ERIC SCHWALLENBERGER SO MANY COLORS IN THE WORLD” with the drums and backup singers and stuff and it’s like i’m a little kid on acid

mythicmystery:

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I had a million things to do today.

Instead, I went for brunch and made this.

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