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sarahkeilman94:

when i was little i thought food poisoning meant that someone had literally poisoned your food and one time my sister got food poisoning from mccdonalds so i told everyone at school that the drive thru guy tried to kill my sister

weasleywrinkles:

kittykat1087:

imsirius:

Mark Williams and Julie Walters behind the scenes of Bill&Fleur’s wedding

This should have just been put in the movie, as mr and mrs weasley probably dance just like this.

THIS IS GOLD

celeritious:

you deserve someone who isn’t embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, whether they’re good or bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they love you and how beautiful you are all the time and i really hope you find that one day because you deserve to be loved

actorimagines:

Imagine by the wonderful kneeling-for-hiddleston

tablespoons:

loling-in-the-deep:

imagine if your name was a swear word

motherfucker can you please come down to the office

omg at first i thought u meant like ur name was used as a swear word 

shut the brittany up go chris yourself

whimsicalcircles:

Hahahahaha omg does anyone remember that time Mara Wilson was on a Night Vale panel and she was like “when I play the Faceless Old Woman I pretend I’m talking to some guy named Chad, it helps me get a feel for her condescension, like, ‘Chad, really? Really Chad, you’re gonna leave your beard hairs all over the sink, what’s wrong with you?’”

cauda-pavonis:

humoristics:

a guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

I just have to reblog this every time I see it.

theblacklacedandy:

blacksilk-gothmodel:

joanashino:

Not Your Fantasy © Shino

Being fetishized is not cool. Saying “I always had a thing for girls that *look* like you” is not cool. Stop. Ew. Get away from me.

This 1,000x reblog!

THANK YOU 

BRAVO!!!

You say he was kind and thoughtful to you, I believe it. People who study this sort of thing say he was trying to stop. Why? Because you helped him. That probably saved some lives. You didn’t draw a freak. You drew a man with a freak on his back.  Red Dragon (2002)

"I know that I’m an adult, but I need a higher level adult."

— words that just left my lips and describe my current life. (via enjolrastopheles)

senfonikankara:

Glinka | Waltz-Fantasy “Pavlovsk Waltz”

musictheoryaugmented:

Cup Song - Rite of Spring

20k-colnote:

Damn right
Sherlock’s cast knows it.

everyoneisdeadnow:

if we go to a restaurant and have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table i will never trust you again

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